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|LR|=quiEtsc...
21.07.2011 um 08:33 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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jabber hat folgendes geschrieben:

21/07/2011 08:32:59 rattlesnake
für dich würd ichs sogar billiger machen xD

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"The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation." -Florentijn Hofman-
 
|LR|Rattlesn...
21.07.2011 um 08:35 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Aber die Anfrage kam von ihm Wollt ihn nur net aus seinen Träumen reißen

jabber hat folgendes geschrieben:

(08:32:36) taKKy: ALLES ZU TEUER OLOLOL MACH MA BILLIGER OLOLOLOL !!!111


[Editiert von |LR|Rattlesnake am 21.Jul.2011 um 08:35]
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|LR|=quiEtsc...
21.07.2011 um 12:55 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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ker, kei Diskussion hier. Ausserdem war das die erwartete Antwort aus dem lp.de Forum bei einem Verkaufsangebot =)
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"The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation." -Florentijn Hofman-
 
|LR|=quiEtsc...
20.03.2012 um 12:16 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Grad eben aus dem Chat:

Zitat:

|LR|The: alter.. ich bin beschnitten

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"The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation." -Florentijn Hofman-
 
|LR|=quiEtsc...
26.03.2012 um 11:58 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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irgend ein Teilnehmer der Planenaktion hat folgendes geschrieben:

Hey Jungs, hier ist die Feuerwehr, die sammelt. Bringt mal nen Eimer Wasser raus...

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"The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation." -Florentijn Hofman-
 
|LR|Swordsworn
26.03.2012 um 16:05 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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|LR|=quiEtschEEntchEn= hat folgendes geschrieben:
irgend ein Teilnehmer der Planenaktion hat folgendes geschrieben:

Hey Jungs, hier ist die Feuerwehr, die sammelt. Bringt mal nen Eimer Wasser raus...


godlike <3
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Ich bin immer dafür, wenn Idioten in ihrer Abwesenheit von einem omnipotenten Wesen der Rechtsprechung angeklagt und verurteilt werden, sowie durch selbige Institution auch noch das Urteil vollstreckt wird!
-Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Putin
 
|LR|IcE-CoL7
26.03.2012 um 16:57 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Quietsche hauts halt manchmal echt raus !!!!! I Like
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|LR|Rafiki
26.03.2012 um 19:25 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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war ja auch witzig bei meiner oma im hof mit dem aggrofeuerwehrmann
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|LR|The G
26.03.2012 um 19:27 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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"Da ist Tee drin!"
Warum war der aggro?
Hat der gebrannt?
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Ich zitiere Culcha Candela: Ich will nur eine mit Herz, Kopf, Arsch und Pepp! Draussen Prinzessin und 'n Freak in meinem Bett!
 
|LR|Rafiki
26.03.2012 um 19:40 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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ne aber ihm hat der spruch nich gefallen
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|LR|Swordsworn
13.04.2012 um 16:36 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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I'm on Flickr and I have a more serious weblog. Of course I am on Twitter: @dominik.

Today: A lesson in German capitalisation →

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.
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#LANrena District 9 - Projektleiter
Ich bin immer dafür, wenn Idioten in ihrer Abwesenheit von einem omnipotenten Wesen der Rechtsprechung angeklagt und verurteilt werden, sowie durch selbige Institution auch noch das Urteil vollstreckt wird!
-Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Putin
 
|LR|The G
13.04.2012 um 16:42 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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"Da ist Tee drin!"
I think I spider!
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Ich zitiere Culcha Candela: Ich will nur eine mit Herz, Kopf, Arsch und Pepp! Draussen Prinzessin und 'n Freak in meinem Bett!
 
|LR|Swordsworn
18.04.2012 um 21:00 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Sam:
Hey, weißt du unter welchem Motto die Salafisten den Koran verteilt haben?

Zach:
Ich muss zugeben, dass ich diese Aktion etwas an mir habe vorbei gehen lassen.

Sam:
War nicht gerade die beste Wahl, es war:

“Lies!”

Zach:
Ja und?

Sam:
Und jetzt noch mal in Englisch….
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Ich bin immer dafür, wenn Idioten in ihrer Abwesenheit von einem omnipotenten Wesen der Rechtsprechung angeklagt und verurteilt werden, sowie durch selbige Institution auch noch das Urteil vollstreckt wird!
-Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Putin
 
|LR|DevNiv
19.04.2012 um 07:14 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden

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Virusmaster und ich beim Server Konfigurieren mit grossem Bildschirm, ILO-Interface von 5 m entfernt stehende Sofas aus.

"lass mal virtual device einbinden"
"och noe... ILO feature not licensed"
"moah... muss ich halt doch aufstehen..."
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20.04.2012 um 11:33 AntwortBenutzerprofilNachricht senden
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Gerade lesen das am Wochenende die diablo3 Open Beta ist und ganz laut
"NEEIIIIIIIIIN" schreien!!
 
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0.016761 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT events.id, active, invite, password, events.name, anzahl, preis, konto, kontocheck, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(kontocheck) AS kontocheck_unix, event_location.name AS location, event_location.zip AS plz, event_location.city AS ort, event_location.street AS strasse, event_location.countrycode, location_id, map_template, allow_signoff, voraussetzung, minalter, turnier, netzwerk, weiteres, banner, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(begin) AS begin, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(end) AS end, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(signupbegin) AS sgbegin, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(signupend) AS sgend, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(seatreservebegin) AS seatbegin, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(seatreserveend) AS seatend, seatimage, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(canceled) AS canceled, archiv_gallery, archiv_media FROM events LEFT JOIN event_location ON event_location.id=location_id WHERE events.id=17 AND active=1
0.016890 - dotCommon::classload         -> require: /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.cache.php
0.017076 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >event_17::stats< found
0.017122 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_event<
0.017196 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.017211 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.017247 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::forum
0.017270 - CBOX::forum                  -> generate forum box
0.017274 - CBOX::forum_load_threads     -> load data
0.017284 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >forum::topthreads< found
0.017359 - CBOX::forum_threads          -> list all threads in array
0.017369 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit      -> threadid: array ( 0 => 2510, 1 => 2509, 2 => 2499, 3 => 2502, 4 => 2508, 5 => 2507, 6 => 2506, 7 => 1919, 8 => 2505, 9 => 2485, 10 => 2503, 11 => 2501, 12 => 2500, 13 => 2496, 14 => 2498, 15 => 2497, 16 => 2495, 17 => 2493, 18 => 2494, 19 => 2445, )
0.017382 - admin::getInstance           -> do
0.017402 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017462 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017490 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017517 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017540 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017564 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum_bit<
0.017578 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_forum<
0.017632 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.017646 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.017665 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::vote
0.017672 - CBOX::vote                   -> generate Box
0.017677 - dotDatabase::query           -> SELECT v_id, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(v_ende) AS v_ende FROM vote_main WHERE v_start < NOW() AND v_ende > NOW() AND v_active=1 AND v_top=1 ORDER by v_start DESC
0.017865 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_vote_nocurrent<
0.017915 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.017932 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.017949 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::banner
0.017962 - CACHE::get                   -> cache: >sponsoren_7::cbox_lanrenav3.de_DE< found
0.017990 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.018003 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.018018 - PAGE::get_boxes              -> -------- call: right::search
0.018025 - CBOX::template               -> generate Box with >box_suchen< as template
0.018029 - HTML::template               -> template: >box_suchen<
0.018067 - HTML::template_exists        -> search: >page_box_right< == 1
0.018079 - HTML::template               -> template: >page_box_right<
0.018118 - PAGE::render                 -> final
0.018124 - PAGE::renderTemplate         -> page
0.018130 - PAGE::getHead                -> return
0.018133 - dotSession::getInstance      -> do
0.018206 - HTML::template               -> template: >page<
0.018373 - PAGE::render_template        -> final

PHP Includes   : 19
DB Queries     : 22
Rendering Time : 0.018804

Includes PHP Files: 
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/forum/index.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/global.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotCommon.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/config.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotDatabase.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.page.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotSession.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.user.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.styles.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/html/styles/lanrenav3.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.admin.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.prvmsg.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.event.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.sitzplan.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/html/styles/lr.inc.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.forum.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.html.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.cbox.php
 - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.cache.php